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Vegetannihilation
By Nick Gaulier
Oh
God! A pig got killed, and transformed into a (delicious) slab of
digestible flesh, packed with essential vitamins and minerals.
I just can't get enough. I've always
wondered how they got the meat out of pig without hurting it. It must be
magic! ...Oh, wait. They do hurt it. A lot. As
it screams with a heart breaking pitch and tone, complete with creepy
psycho music and flashes of red light.
I suck at intros, but I really don't give
much of a s**t. Vegans and vegetarians REALLY piss me off. They make me
want to eat eat guns, s**t bombs and punch cows. They won't shut up,
with all their "MEAT IS MURDER", and "ANIMALS HAVE
FEELINGS TOO!" Oh damn, I didn't know that an organic creature with
personality had FEELINGS! I totally care about this animals well being
now that I've found out that it has FEELINGS. I wonder if the animal
will ever recognize that I'm sparing it's life out of compassion. Oh
yeah it can't, because it doesn't care.
Okay, so what if animals have feelings? Humans are animals too, but
aren't you the same punk rebel who says she wants to tear down the
government and establish anarchy? What about all those human lives lost
in that happening? Those people who had constructive personalities, a
language, and easily the most intelligent thing to ever walk upon this
planet. I suppose that title is starting to dwindle, because more s**t
vegetarians like you have thumbs up their asses, and think it's good to
be compassionate to a dumb animal that can't think of anything to do but
eat, sleep, s**t, and f**k. Oh yeah, all you wanted was the animal to be
happy! Aren't I an animal too? Don't you want ME to be happy? Well I'll
tell you that I makes me very unhappy when stupid hippies like you think
you're so f**king angelic because you abstain from eating flesh.
Oh yeah, and don't be compassionate to me for being an animal. I don't
know about other animals, but I wouldn't care if I died, as long as I
was feeding an intelligent, strong and logical person. Much like these
pigs are doing.
And meat is murder, but I sure do love to murder things. I wonder if the
police care.
Also, stop sending all of your friends those stupid videos on why you
should be a vegetarian. Yeah sure, the slaughter house is F**king gross,
THEN DON'T LOOK AT IT! "Ohhh, but I dun wanna eat THAT! I know
where it's been and its GRROOOSOSSSSSS". You poop, and you probably
consider pooping gross too, but you do it. I really hope people don't
start an anti-pooping movement because they think it's gross.
Regardless, you can't make someone stop eating something because it's
gross. Also, if insects happen to be living creatures too, why don't you
care about them? BECAUSE THEY'RE GRRROOSSSS. Class dismissed.
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