Bio

This guy.

Hi! My name is Wesley Boynton, and I absolutely can’t stand writing in the third person. As such, I’m going to write in the first-person, while avoiding bio-page clichés like using the word “premiere” and stating my life story more like an academic essay than the anecdotal wonderland of unicorns, rainbows and puppies that it is.

I’ve been a professional voice actor, a published musical artist, a teacher, a professional performer with groups like the Pan-American Symphony Orchestra and currently function as the sound and music designer for Divided Games. I graduated from Chantilly High School way back in 2010, and I’m currently a Music Education major at George Mason University.

I’m also currently fortunate enough to be part of the percussion staff at Robinson Secondary School, working with the talented members of the Front Ensemble in the Robinson marching band.

If you’re interested in my music, you can find it at my Bandcamp page. My much older content resides mainly at my old Newgrounds page, though there are a few gems in there.

My terrible and unoriginal pop-punk band, backtonancy, will be releasing its demo and playing a few shows soon. We’ll have a page up soon for you all to stay informed!

And lastly, if you would like to fork over the big bucks for me to teach your wonderful and talented child how to hit drums and things with pieces of wood and yarn, please contact me at wwboynton@gmail.com for pricing far superior to that which you might find when attempting to hire somebody significantly more qualified and less fun.